Take me out to the ballgame (Phenix City style)

We had OMPC night at the Barons and even though it was obnoxiously hot JM and I though we would take JGP to his first baseball game. Our good friend Gayle decided to join us.
Here's me, Gayle, and the bambino at the beginning of the game:

Here he is intently studying the game in his cute baseball outfit:

And here he is at the end of the night:

JM said that JGP looked like he was from Phenix City. I don't think he meant it as a compliment - I think that he was trying to insult my cosmopolitan hometown.